Posted on Sep 02

fullmetalnoodlist:

real gamers eat their video games

Posted on Sep 02
Posted on Sep 02

nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

Posted on Sep 02

dutchster:

when you look inside the toilet before you flush

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Posted on Sep 02

officialwhitegirls:

plugging in a usb on the right side on the first try 

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Posted on Sep 02
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dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

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Posted on Sep 02

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

Posted on Sep 02

shaq-stoned:

jyostar:

We’re going to knotts berry farm tomorrow im thinking about that shaq tweet

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Posted on Sep 02

welcometoprissi:

Made a rollcake with vivalaspiin! It was my first rollcake so there’s a little tiny itty bitty bit too much icing.

Posted on Sep 02

kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

Posted on Sep 02

kriskenshin:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

m0stlydead:

usuallyantisocial:

mantaradius:

firetrucking-himym:

Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

red heads would in fact be satanic 

Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato

*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*

This confused me a lot cause they are saying the exact same thing

Posted on Sep 02